Still a better love story than Twilight.

born-of-rainbow:

*Ahem*

ANY love story is a better love story than Twilight.

Hell, the love story between the Scrat and the Acorn from Ice Age is better than Twilight.

Wait a second Amon..

I just thought of this.

Korra and Mako go to the Rally to expose Amon for who he really was. Amon didn’t know this because like Korra said, they were going to be one step ahead of Amon, and you can tell he was surprised when they appeared and interrupted and called him out for being Tarrloks Brother, Noatok.

But here’s what I don’t get.

Amon took off his mask to show his “Scar”. But we all found it to be fake, just make-up, after it washed off in the ocean.

If Amon didn’t know they were coming, there’s no way he would have “prepared” his scar. So does this mean, he ALWAYS wears make-up as a pretend scar? I don’t think unmasking himself ever came into his mind, so I don’t think when getting ready and dressed, he’d be like “Oh, just in case I get unmasked, I’ll put a fake scar on.” Unless, he does. Weird.

HOLY SHIT LEGEND OF KORRA SEASON FINALE!

Before I read any other Tumblr posts, omg.

First of all I had to wait until 2pm to get off work which is why I’m so late on this.

Ok, let’s get to it.

The Season Finale. To be honest, I wasn’t really hyped up during the episode. It was mediocre. We found out who Amon was. When General Iroh II called in Bumi I was like “WELL THERE GOES THAT FUCKING THEORY THAT BUMI IS AMON”. I was disappointed that Amon was an entirely new character though. Kinda wished he was someone from ATLA. He takes off his mask and I was like “OH SHIT IT’S FUCKING TWO-FACE!” lol. We found out how he takes bending away. So I called it, it wasn’t a divine power from the Spirit World. And his story was a lie. I was wrong on the Chakras. Somewhat close. I would have never guessed bloodbending can be used to take away bending. But that does make sense. I like how they put a twist upon a twist upon a twist on Amon though lol. “He’s a Water Bender and his story is a lie!” Amon says, “Look at my fucking face! I’m telling the damn truth!” Then the make up washes off. FUCKING AMON-CEPTION. 

When Amon was about to take Korras bending I was like “AVATAR STATE AVATAR STATE!” And it didn’t happen, so I was like “WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?” Then, when Mako was about to get his bending taken away and Korra saw it I was like “AVATAR FUCKING STATE!” And it didn’t happen. BUT she Airbent and I was like “What. The. Close Enough!” So then I thought, “Ok, the new books will be her learning how to bend all the other elements again. We’ve come full circle.” 

Then, Tarrlok goes kamikaze and kills him and his brother. Don’t even know what to say/think about that.

Then. THEN. FUCKING. THEN. She gets all emo and runs off. Cry cry cry. And Aang shows up. I said “IT’S AANG!” and she’s all like “Go away Tenzin” I’m like “That’s not Tenzin, it’s fucking Aang!” And it was and that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I lost it. I went ape shit. I LITERALLY jumped up and was hopping around my living room. A 23 year old man, screaming like a fan girl. THEN IT SHOWS ALL THE OTHER AVATARS. AANG GIVES HER BACK HER BENDING AND SHE GOES AVATAR STATE AND FUCKING.. JUST.. FUCKING EPIC SHIT INSUED. And to make everything even better, GIVES LIN BACK HER BENDING!? Oh my.

I can’t even speak. Let alone type. I’m trying to control myself. Fuck all that side love triangle shit. Man. Man o Man. I.. I don’t. I love Avatar.

“But you called me here. You have finally reached your spiritual self. When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.” - Avatar Aang

^^ Religious reference anyone? I’m about to get that tatted on me, no joke lol.

Bring on all the Bolin Gifs and most importantly, 

Meelo’s “PRISON BREAK!” gif lol

(Source: theeamonymous)

Katara will Die in the Season Finale.

If in fact all my sources are true:

• Kataras non-bender son Bumi and Zukos Daughter got married and had a son. Which would be General Iroh II. 
• That would make General Iroh II her first grandson, Meelo her 2nd, and Rohan her third. 
• In A: TLA, the Fortune Teller tells Katara she will die after her third grandson.

What am I getting at? PREDICTION TIME!

Season Finale, Katara helps Korra in her fight against Amon and his army, and somehow dies. I think that’s why they introduced Rohan in the episode the week before the season finale. But this really relies if that first fact is true. If not, then this prediction flops.

Doesn’t make sense? I don’t blame you for thinking so. It’s 5am, I’m delirious. I’m not even sure what I’m saying..

EDIT! FALSE: NEVERMIND

I re-watched the interaction between Aunt Wu and Katara:

“And then you’ll have your 3rd GREAT Grandchild before quietly passing away in your sleep”

GREAT GrandCHILD. NOT specifically GrandSON. And Jinora, Ikki, and Meelo are still REALLY young while Katara is old as shit. I mean damn, she’ll be old enough to relive another 100 year war.

But yea, all of this just flopped. This is what I get for using Tumblr and it’s Fandom as sources of information. Had you going for a minute though, didn’t I?

My LoK Canons

- Naga is the real Avatar

- Asami found out how to Clone Bend and made a clone of herself and now she’s Amon AND Asami at the same time

- And Korra will be the 7th Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village

- And Mako and Bolin will fuse together and make Makolin, Super Saiyan 9. 

My Ships for LoK:

Appa and Pema = Pemappa

Tahno + Lightning Bolt Zolt = Useless non-benders

Any of this makes more sense than any of the canons/ships I’m reading nowadays..

dragonn-of-the-west:

while you are entitled to ship whoever you’d like, i seriously do not understand the amon and korra shippers

like when i see people on tumblr going crazy over it, i’m just like…